I was kidding... Jon has gerbils, not hamsters, but it's fun to get a rise out of Jon once in a while.... and then there was the time I ate a two-year-old peanut that was intended for a gerbil... But who really wants to hear about hamsters or gerbils? Or mice and rats, for that matter?
His fish aquariums are a more interesting deal, though. Jon, besides being able to perfectly design his yard (and my patio), can beautifully landscape underwater too. His aquariums, at home and at his office, are works of art. I should post pictures of his aquariums sometime. Remind me.