Guy #1: I've looked forward to this all day.
Guy #2: These are the times when our dues are worth paying.
Guy #1: How high did the temperatures get today? The highest I saw was minus 8.
Guy #2: I saw minus 6, but it was on a bank clock and those are always undependable.
Guy #1: Tonight it's supposed to get down to minus 22, with windchills of almost minus 50 degrees! They've already called off school for tomorrow.
Guy #2: Really? What is that, the 5th time this month?
Guy #1: Something like that. Today they even cancelled classes at the U [of Minnesota], and that never happens.
Guy #2: It didn't used to be like that. Times have certainly changed from when we were kids.
Guy #3 (to himself): Oh dear god, shoot me now, please don't let me blog about the weather again tonight!