A quote from a Golden Girls episode:
ROSE (Betty White): I'm the most boring person on earth!
SOPHIA (Estelle Getty): Did something happen to Regis Philbin??
Today at the office we ordered a couple of pizzas for lunch. That led to a discussion of whether my wanting one of them to be a plain cheese pizza (or, in my generous spirit of compromise, maybe with just some sausage or pepperoni) instead of both of them having tons of olives, green peppers, onions, and all that other crap made me a boring person. It didn't help my case when I admitted that I also prefer plain potato chips to any of other snack and that my favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla.
But me boring? HA! The true connoisseurs of pizza, chips and ice cream are right here in my corner.