Not long ago in the downtown Minneapolis skyway system, I happened upon a guy, wearing a Philadelphia Flyers sweatshirt, asking for money so that he and his woman could have shelter for the night at the Salvation Army. Call me cheap if you wish, but I generally never give money to panhandlers. In this case, what the heck, I handed him a few bucks which was apparently enough to get past the Salvation Army moneychangers.
HIM (raising his arms in the air as he was walking away): "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!"
ME (raising my own arms): "It wasn't Jesus, man! It was the FLYERS!!"