Anderson Cooper, star of CNN and son of Gloria Vanderbilt, today finally came out of the closet as a gay man. Yay, Anderson! Of course, the only people who could be surprised by this news would be those people who have never seen him on New Year's Eve with Kathy Griffin.
I suppose that the people who are boycotting Oreos (for making a rainbow-filled Oreo) will start boycotting CNN now. Oh I forgot -- homophobes already watch Fox News.