Monday, November 7, 2011
give me the gas
My long-time dentist is retiring next month! I actually like the guy, so I'm a little sad about that... although I will feel no sadness this afternoon, when he gets to do nasty stuff to me for the last time. I need a crown and some other work that I'd rather not know the details of. "I'll kind of miss you," I told him the other day, "but I'm not going to miss your sadistic tendencies!"
So he will hook me up to the nitrous oxide, and I'll only feel mental pain (I hope)...
... until he is done and I get his bill -- the biggest horror of all. It will help him sail off into a blissful retirement.